I am a freak
I have many freakish body parts and I will share them with my subular stack
hypermobile ankles
Scott hates that I can do this
Foot bends weird
My left foot will not stay straight. If I am relaxing, it flops like this. I cannot keep it straight without trying. The skin on my ankle is weird and leathery as a result. My other foot is not like this. (I am cleaning out a messy drawer rn and there are clothes all over my bed.)
Hypermobile thumb
Only one thumb is like this. The other is relatively normal.
Crooked middle fingers
Both crooked
2 different knees
I think this is the result of an ACL tear (in the knee that’s fucked-up looking) but I’m not positive.
2 different eyes
1 is greenish with a brown splotch, the other is brownish with a darker brown splotch
Asymmetrical face
Like really asymmetrical
Trying to find proof but cannot. The cool thing about having 2 different faces is you look different in many pictures!
Extra teeth
When I was getting braces, they did x-rays and discovered that I needed surgery before I could get braces. I had 2 extra teeth in the top of my mouth that were growing upward to my nose. My family has always blamed this on my dad working at the NRC.
Many scars
This one is from when I was working at a deli and putting avocados and stabbed my hand by accident and severed a nerve and had to get surgery. Part of my ring finger is still numb and gets especially numb in the cold.
This one is from falling multiple times on the playground. I cannot use my IPL device on it (as evidenced by hair) because it sizzles the scar. I think maybe there’s gravel embedded in my skin.
Cool cutting scar. You can read about this in Juliet the Maniac. I have a lot of cutting scars on my left arm, right thigh, and right shin.
This concludes the tour of my freakish body.