The internet says that solar flares have no affect on humans but I just don’t believe it, I just don’t believe the science.
They are fucking with the magnetic poles so like… that must do something… I mean, birds, tides… probably why I’m so sleepy. Just because the sciencetists don’t know something doesn’t mean it’s not true.
It seems weird that there’s not a “metric system” for time, like there is not a place in the world where there aren’t 100 seconds in a minute.
If there was, it could be 6:66 and 7:77 o’clock.
How many hours in a day if a minute is 100 seconds
8.64
Hmm that math no good
I want there to be an interview show where instead of interviewing the famous person, they interview their not-famous long term friends.
That’s another free idea that somebody can have.
I am like the Robin Hood of ideas except I’m not stealing from anybody
I watched Robin Hood (1973) the other night and it put me straight to sleep like a lullaby
Shout out to all the women and gays who had Robin Hood, an animated fox, as their first crush
Fucking hot-ass fox
Scott is mumbling “I should listen to my wife because she is always right” (specifically about how I tell him he should not halve his medication and that it never goes well when he halves his medication)
But I do think I’m right more than most people
I mean, i’m just being objective here
But maybe i’m not, I am kind of an egomaniac
For example, I think I could be great at just about anything including rocket science
Things I could not be good at: things that require hand-eye coordination, things that require a lot of memorization, jobs that require you to not sleep for long periods of time, jobs that are high stress (the egomaniac in me says ‘I CAN do those jobs, I’d just lose my mind’)
Like all egomaniacs, my egomania comes with an even-bigger dollop of self-loathing.
My egomania is mashed potatoes and these potatoes are swimming in a sea of self-hatred gravy
I hate myself a lot less than I used to though
Sometimes I observe myself and it is like I am two people, there is Julia-of-the-earth and Larger Julia and they are separate and they both love Julia
And then Julia-of-the-earth goes back on her Bull shit
I went to Matt and Mesha’s today while Saja took their pictures for a magazine and it was so obscenely pretty
The green was like this: nnnnnnnzzzzzzzzZZZZZNNNZNZNNZNZNNFFFFFFNNNNNNZINGnnnn
And the light was like this: psppssssspslllliiiiiiipspeeeeeeeepsp
Weird that we don’t communicate in sounds more
Describing the light in a sound seems a lot more effective communication than being like “the light was tinged with both soft and warm hues and it blah blah blah”
On the Alejandro Zambra episode of Other People, he was talking about how he writes because he has a problem with language, and that seemed right to me
The methods we use to communicate ideas are so ridiculous
I think that’s why I like cliches. They communicate quickly and effectively.
I can’t stand the kind of dickhead writer who hates things like cliches
Or adverbs
It’s like hating Wikipedia
Thank you! I've been exhausted all weekend and can't figure out why. I'm gonna blame it on the space storms.